How to write a novel Author: Holly Published: November 30, 2010 26 comments Oh, ghod. I wish I hadn’t heard wannabee writers say every single one of the things you’ll hear here. Thanks to Jim Woosley, who sent the link. (For the queasiness, too, dude.) Download as PDFPrint Page About the author: Novelist, writing teacher, on a mission to reprint my out-of-print books and self-publish my new ones.