You’re pretty sure you can string together sentences in a coherent manner. You even have fun doing it. And God knows you’d love to see your name on the cover of a book — maybe a best-seller, even.

But do you have what it takes to be a writer, year in and year out? Could you write your way into a decent supplemental income? Could you write your way out of your day job?

I can’t promise you a definite answer, but I might be able to give you a pretty good idea. Take my Are You Right for Writing quiz and find out where you rank on the writing personality index.

This is not a scientific tool; it is simply the product of my years of observing myself and my colleagues and trying to figure out what makes the whole herd of us tick. I’m a good observer, though; I’d trust the results of my quiz over any you might find in Cosmo.

Okay. Just answer honestly. If you start this out by lying to yourself, skip writing and go straight into politics. The money is better and you’ll be a lot happier.

Question 1:

You’ve turned off the TV, the stereo, and every other possible entertainment device, you have removed all books, and you are sitting in a dimly-lit room doing absolutely nothing. So…how long can you sit without going crazy?

  •  A. 5 seconds. I get cold sweats just thinking about power outages.
  • B. 15 minutes — but only if I have a bag of potato chips.
  • C. 1 hour — I can always replay my last argument and come up with wittier things I could have said.
  • D. Man! I lost track of the time. I started watching people in my imagination doing interesting things, and the next thing I knew, it was nighttime and I’d missed supper.

Question 2:

You’re writing and the phone rings. You:

  • A. Answer it.
  • B. Finish your sentence, then answer it.
  • C. Let the answering machine get it.
  • D. Have no phone access in the room where you work.

Question 3:

The person calling is one of your dearest friends, who wants to get together for brunch and a good long chat about his/her ex. Unfortunately, this juicy brunch will take place during your peak writing time. You:

  • A. Decide to go. You haven’t heard the latest dirt on the evil ex in ages.
  • B. Reschedule for a later hour.
  • C. Reschedule for a non-writing day.
  • D. Pass.

Question 4:

You’re out at the restaurant with your friend when you have a fantastic idea for a novel. You:

  • A. Have to hope you’ll remember it — you have nothing to write with and nothing to write on.
  • B. Will manage. You always have a pen, and there are napkins in restaurants.
  • C. Carry a special notebook, an organizer, or even a laptop with you everywhere — you’re completely prepared.
  • D. Aren’t at the restaurant; that would cut unacceptably into your 14-hour writing workday.

Question 5:

When you see yourself as a successful writer, what is the image that is clearest in your mind:

  • A. The rounds of publishers’ parties, autographings, and talk shows where you are lionized for your work of immortal literary genius?
  • B. Your name on the spines of a shelf full of beautiful books?
  • C. A vision of sending off a completed manuscript to a waiting editor or agent?
  • D. Your butt in your chair, your fingers on your keyboard, and your eyes on your monitor (or whatever tools you use to produce your stories or novels.)

Question 6:

You anticipate being able to quit your day job to write full time:

  • A. immediately — you have a great idea for a book you know will be a bestseller;
  • B. as soon as the first book sells;
  • C. when you have three or four on the shelf;
  • D. when you’re making as much from writing as you make at your day job . . . and have done so for a couple of years.

Question 7:

Do you have…

  • A. an idea for the Great American Novel — a certain best-seller;
  • B. a few ideas for different stories;
  • C. background and development for a number of related books, a timeline, and a whole handful of novel ideas;
  • D. half a dozen fully developed worlds, including maps, costume worksheets, fully developed languages, cultures, flora, fauna, religions, sciences, and much more, plus enough story ideas to get you through this lifetime, and the next one.

Question 8:

You figure the biggest benefit of becoming a writer is:

  • A. Money & fame;
  • B. Flexible hours;
  • C. Creative control and being your own boss;
  • D. The writing.

Question 9:

You read:

  • A. The occasional newspaper, magazines, and remember having read books . . . but not recently;
  • B. You read in your free time if you don’t have something better to do;
  • You invented the term multi-tasking because reading IS your “something better to do”— you usually have a book in hand no matter what else you’re doing at the time;
  • D. Your house doesn’t need insulation; the triple-stacked shelves of all your books will serve quite nicely, thank you. (The electronic corollary to this is that you already own most of the ebooks on the internet, and have to write now just to have something new to read.)

Question 10:

Where is the weirdest place you have ever written?

  • A. Your desk…maybe, in a crunch, at the kitchen table;
  • B. In bed. (An extra 1O points for this one if you were on your honeymoon at the time);
  • C. On the toilet;
  • D. Don’t ask.

Scoring the Quiz

Give yourself 1 point for each A answer you gave, 3 points for each B answer, 6 points for each C answer, and 10 points for each D answer. Add up your answers, then check out the short key below before going on to the discussion.
10 – 29 points—You have some seriously romanticized ideas of what writing for a living is like. You’re going to be badly disappointed by the reality.

30 – 49 points—There’s hope; you suspect some of the darker truths about the profession, and have an idea of what some of the rewards are. If you really want to do this, you’ll face some disillusionment, but also stand a good chance of finding the real joys of the profession.

50 – 79 points—If you can write, you’re in there.

80 – 103 points—You’ll probably make a great writer. You should think very carefully before getting married, having children, or buying a pet, however. Walking into your living room and discovering the dust-covered skeleton that was your cat — or your spouse — can be really bad for morale.

And Now The Discussion

Quizzes have always seemed pretty worthless to me if they didn’t include a discussion of why any given answer was good or bad. So my quiz includes a question-by-question discussion.

Question 1 Answers—That empty room with nothing going on was not a hypothetical situation. That’s the writer’s work day. You, a quiet room, and nothing happening except for what’s going on between your ears. This is pretty much a make-or-break question: if you can’t entertain yourself for at least a few hours a day with no source of entertainment but your thoughts, you’re not going to have much fun writing for a living.

Question 2 Answers—As long as you have no one depending on you, D is the ideal answer — but most of us live in a world where someone we love might, at some point, need us. So we don’t have the option of seclusion. The self-control of screening out all but emergency calls with an answering machine (or looking for the name of the person calling on your cellphone before answering, and only answering calls from your priority people during work hours) becomes the real-world, practical answer.

Question 3 Answers—This one depends on how much you want to hang onto your friends, but also on how often such invitations come. The friend who routinely disrupts your writing time (if he knows it’s your writing time—making sure he knows when you write is up to you) isn’t much of a friend.

However, if you’re passing on spending time with someone who is usually respectful of your schedule but who could use some support now, you aren’t much of a friend. Writing needs to hold an important place in your life, but if you plan on having a life, it can’t hold the number one spot.

Question 4 Answers—I come in with a solid C on this one: because I always (yes, always) have my Visor with me, I could actually write the book on the spot, were I so inclined. (Okay, so now it’s my iPhone. Same concept, better software.) You need to keep some tools with you all the time. Visor, tape recorder, or even just a little notepad and a pen—you need to have something to record great lines, bits of dialogue, or character or story ideas while you’re out. And you can’t count on everyone to have napkins you can borrow.

Question 5 Answers—If you chose answer A for this question, sit down. I have bad news. No one is going to hold a ticker tape parade in your honor because you wrote a book, or even a bunch of books. Aside from your spouse, your agent, and your eventual fans, no one CARES that you’re a writer. You won’t be recognized in restaurants and hounded for your autograph. Hell, you won’t even be recognized in bookstores unless you introduce yourself. And maybe not even then.

If your answer was B, you’re getting warmer. The name-on-the-books thing is big. But you’re looking for happiness a long way from its source. In almost all cases, it takes a minimum of about two years from the time you start writing the book until the time it sees print. That’s best case, when you have a contract for the book. If you have to write the book and then sell it, you could be in for a very long haul.

If you chose answer C, mailing off a finished manuscript, you’re edging close to home, but not there yet. If you’re very prolific, you’ll complete two or three first-draft novels in a year. I usually do one or two. I have friends and colleagues who do a book every two years or less. That’s a long time to wait for the thrill.

If you picked D, you have the best chance of being happy enough with what you’re doing to do it long enough to succeed. To be a career writer, you really ought to like to write. You ought to have fun sitting in your little corner of the kitchen or your office, if you’re lucky enough to have one, coming up with neat stuff to do to your characters. If you can learn to get your joy from that, you can be happy nearly every day.

Question 6 Answers—I know the temptation to quit the day job. Boy, do I. As someone who once dumped a really good straight-days weekend-Baylor nursing job on the strength of just an idea—and then had to go get a job that was less good a year later when things didn’t pan out, I’m aware of just how strong that pull can be. And what a mistake it can be to give in to it.

If you’re desperate to get out of your day job, you’re probably not going to listen to me, but I’ll say this anyway; the longer you hold on to your day job after you start selling your work (and the smarter you are about hanging on to the writing money), the less likely you’ll be to give up on writing in desperation a year or several years down the road, when the grind of never knowing when—or if—you’re going to get paid drags you under.

Question 7 Answers—An idea for one book is a good start, but except in the rarest of cases, one book does not make a career. If you are already giving some thought to what you’re going to do for an encore, and for the encore after that, you’re thinking like a pro.

Question 8 Answers—If you think the main benefit of being a writer is money and fame, think again. When most first novels sell for around $5000 to $7500 dollars (and this is for something that may have taken years to write), and most novels disappear from shelves in weeks, never to be seen again, and most readers cannot tell you the names of the authors of most of the books they liked, much less recognize those authors by sight, your chance at finding great wealth or public adulation in this business is vanishingly small.

And the dark truth about most self-pubbed novels is that while you can put them together for damn near free if you’re not including the value of your own time in your math (and you should be), most self-pubbed novels sell as badly as or worse than most commercially published novels. Deservedly so. And this won’t change, simply because of Sturgeon’s Law: 90% of everything is crap.

As for flexible hours . . . yes, they are flexible. When I was getting started as a pro, they flexed from the minute the kids left for school in the morning until they got home in the afternoon, and then from 9 p.m., after they went to bed, until I couldn’t force my eyes open any longer, every day off. Since I worked 12 hour weekend nursing shifts and had older children, I at least had long blocks of time to write. Before the kids started school, it was a lot harder to find time.

As for taking days off—you can take off any day you want. You just don’t get paid. I’ve had one vacation since 1991, when I sold the first book. I don’t work 10-hour days anymore, which is nice. I do work seven days a week most weeks. And I never have enough time to do everything I want. Rule of thumb for the self-employed: It’s illegal for anyone to ask you to work as long or as hard as you’ll be working for yourself.

Creative control is great. No caveats there. Being your own boss is great, too—except that your boss is probably going to have to be a slave-driver if you’re going to make it professionally.
If your reward is the writing, though, even the long hours, the poor or nonexistent pay, and the anonymity will be no big deal.

Question 9 Answers—I’ve never known a successful writer who wasn’t also a compulsive reader. The only real difference between the third answer to this question and the fourth is that some of us are book packrats, and some of us aren’t. But if you aren’t a big reader, you’re going to have a terrible time figuring out what is a truly different approach to a story and what has been done to death.

Question 10 Answers—You may be asking, “What could it possibly matter where I’ve written, or under what circumstances?”
Writing at odd times and in unlikely places simply serves as a clear sign of how deeply the writing bug has bitten you.

Case in point—I’m writing this right now on the backlit screen of my Visor, sitting on the floor in the middle of a neighborhood blackout, hanging out with my family. And writing. This isn’t the weirdest place, or the weirdest situation, in which I have written. I definitely earn a D “you don’t want to know” response to this question.
The presence of that unstoppable—sometime unbearable—urge to put words on a page is a good sign that you have a chance of outlasting the early-career hard times. If you can stay writing long enough to learn your craft, and still be hungry for the next word after years of next words, you just might make it.

I’ll leave you with one of my favorite quotes about writers by a writer:

“I could claim any number of highflown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dog behavior as submission to the alpha, or even as a moral choice. But maybe it’s that they’re dogs, and that’s what dogs do.”
Amy Hempel


QUIZ: Are You Right for Writing? — 27 Comments

  1. I really enjoyed this examination of consciousness… Passed (but by the skin of my teeth)

    I would love the opportunity to reprint this my in newsletter. Monthly Conversation. This year we are following the journey of becoming an author and this quiz will fit well as we begin in January.

    I hope this posting is appropriate and reached you for review and consideration. I could not find an email address for direct communication.

    • Sure. You’re welcome to reprint. Please include in the credits, Copyright Holly Lisle –, All Rights Reserved. Used with written permission of the author.

  2. I got a 50, which is all right for me. I’m retired so the “so I can quit my job” doesn’t really apply. The empty room for an hour – well, I’d probably fall asleep. Then again, my mind is so full of left turns as 60 mph, maybe I could come up with some more interesting ideas. I have finished one fantasy book of a projected 5 book series. A friend read it as I wrote it, almost – she got the latest chapter every Monday after I wrote on Sunday. But – I never got it edited. I have started thinking about giving editing another go. In the mean time I have the second book undergoing an outline process and I’m doing some editing at the same time. I’m a long time fan of you, Holly and I believe I have all or almost all of your classes. BTW – I’m 69 and going strong.

  3. I got a 56. What a fun thing to go through. I’m still trying to finish my first book, and have to go back and replan the middle section, as I found the sections I spent more time planning were earier to write.

  4. Holly, thank you for creating your Working Tour, and this quiz. I scored a 77, affirming I’m on the write track! My second novel in its first draft is fiction. Its been an incredible eye-opening journey, transforming an idea into a spine-tingling story readers can’t put down. Searching online for fiction scene break-out and structure, led me to your website, and book, How to Write Page Turning Scenes. Such hidden gems, everything clear, concise, and easy to follow. I’m excited and enthusiastic about this working tour.

  5. I got a 59. Though, the first question was kind of unfair. If you hadn’t taken away my radio, I would have answered D. Without music, I gave myself a B. I’d go crazy in that room in the question, not from boredom, but from my overactive imagination. When it’s quiet is when my brain gives me serial killers coming to torture me to death.

  6. Scored an 81. This is what I’ve always wanted to do. I started writing when I was 4 – first story posted on the bulletin board at kindergarten. Then life happens. Wrote poetry, music and songs (minor fame for a song I wrote for my historical recreation group). Got started in serious mode for NaNoWriMo 2912 and won, despite 2 car accidents and a week-long, unrelated hospital stay. (Did I mention I’m also a Taurus?) Still working on that, because it grew legs and projects to be a 6 book series… plus 4 other books that have presented themselves.
    I’m about to be 65 years old. Other people started late, so why not me?
    I write Sci-fi empowerment. I’m not writing for money. If even ine person reads my story and feels encouraged, i am well-paid.

  7. I got 60, but I’m not really sure how to answer #6. I answered B, but that really isn’t true because I haven’t worked full-time since I was diagnosed with MS three years ago. Fortunately, I can still work part-time doing something I love to do (teach guitar). So I feel like I didn’t really fit into any category. I have more time to write, so I write. Not because I want to quit my full-time job (that doesn’t exist), but because I finally have enough time to do what I’ve wanted to do for decades. Now I just need to prioritize all the other activities that seem to constantly clutter my days, and then get rid of the ones that aren’t really adding value to my life. Oh my goodness, that’s hard to do! There are so many things that I really CAN’T do now, so it’s really hard to say “no” to something that I CAN do but maybe shouldn’t.

  8. I got a 46. My urge to write comes from sharing my life experience. I am constantly thinking about life, existence and purpose. Then i’ll jump to a movie idea or jump again to the crazy guy I saw on the bus.

    I have this urge to write it all down and share it. I cannot be the only one to benefit form all of these thoughts and experiences.

  9. I got 60, I know I have the perfect ideas for short stories and novels but the challenges I usually face are with my concentration and grammar. Performing an activity and sitting at a place for long is a huge challenge for me. I also feel my style of writing, structure and grammar need improvement. Is anyone aware of an online class that will help with my writing.

  10. I got an 80, and I’m actually a little surprised in myself. I’ve always been kind of a daydreamer, I guess. I’ve been told I’m good, but friends and family kind of have to say that. Wouldn’t want to discourage me, now would they? I guess I’m afraid that they aren’t honest, and that’s why I’m here. As of recently, I’ve joined a writing group. Unfortunately for me, this being my first year as a part of it, they can no longer do real competitions due to the unfortunate death of someone who was very important to it, sometimes going to help as many as six competitions in one day. Even so, some schools nearby are coming together soon for a small competition.

    I’m still going though. For my English class, we wrote a paper about World War I to be submitted to a contest. I chose to do a fiction story, which I was actually really worried about. Soon enough my teacher came up to me at the start of one class and praised my writing. She told me that she really enjoyed it, which was enough to make my day. She actually encouraged me to join the writing group and asked me about it a couple of times. More recently, I wrote a very small writing about a painting provided in art class, as the assignment for the first five minutes of class was to write a fiction about the painting. My art teacher later read my writing to the class and told me that had had already talked to the advanced teacher, and they planned to submit it into a contest, which was also really huge for me.

    I guess a part of me is still telling me that it isn’t possible I be talented at something. This was definitely reassuring, and I’ll try to get rid of any doubts. It’s a lot harder to write anything when you’re always second guessing yourself.

  11. I got a 50, which I suppose is a borderline grade. As a seventeen-year-old, I’ve not had a tremendous amount of teaching, but the craft as a hobby and as a career intrigues me. My only question is how far will sheer discipline get you on this path? If a rookie who has only ever written brief articles and short-stories dives into courses to improve his knowledge of the art and sharpens his skills through more focused writing sessions, will he go anywhere as a writer? What part does pure, natural creativity and talent play? Not having received a college degree or fully committed to a career, I’m sort of at a crossroads where writing seems like the ideal yet unrealistic journey.
    Thanks for the wonderful quiz — I agree that this is infinitely more helpful than any garbage Cosmo can come up with! I, too, live in Florida so I’ll be praying for recovery in your area. Thanks again!

    • First, realize that grades are meaningless garbage. They were garbage in school — they have no application to real life in school or after it.

      Second, there’s no grade on this quiz. Your results just where you’re starting, where you have strengths and weaknesses. It’ll give you some hints on areas where you can focus your attention if you want to do this.

      Third, college is absolutely unnecessary if you want a career as a professional writer, and people who go to college to become writers almost always learn destructive processes that they have to unlearn if they want to succeed. I cover this in a different article, which you might find helpful.

      • This is really helpful and encouraging, so thank you Mrs Lisle! Your other article answered a lot of my questions. If you don’t mind me asking (and I swear I mean no offense), but you mentioned you never attended college. Clearly, you’re an accomplished professional writer, but do you know any friends who went to college to further their writing career and regretted it?
        Thanks for the immediate response, by the way!

  12. Yes, I just got a lovely 68 and I am happy. Thank you for your amazingly structured test. I love writing and currently wroting on Wattpad… 🙂 I hope I will definitely do better in future though.

  13. I got a 52, did some writing in high school but didn’t really complete the books. I dealt with fantasy and fiction, not really pursuing a career in writing but would love to write some books that I might not even publish. Do you think it’s possible to get good at writing even if it’s not my career choice?

  14. Hey, I did better than I thought! I got 48. I’m 17, I enjoy writing a little bit of fanfiction on the side (writing will most likely always be a hobby for me but I wanted to try your test anyway), as well as reading quite a bit of it. Currently working on a couple of stories. Graphic design and video editing is where I can really get my ideas down in a fully satisfactory way, if you will. Still not there on the writing, (and probably won’t be for a few years), however progress will be made 🙂

    Although I still push myself to constantly be better. I’m a bit of a perfectionist, if I’m doing something I like, I always want to be the best I can possibly be at it. Constantly trying to improve. That goes for all my hobbies really. Video games, writing (definitely my least active hobby, still enjoy it a lot though), graphic design, video editing, that kind of stuff.

    Oh yes, did I mention that I can ramble on for a while? Haha. Well thanks for making this test Holly, it was fun! (and good!)

  15. Got a 78! I don’t particularly enjoy writing in general, but when I’m writing for fun(writing a short story or continuously working on a “book”)it really lets me use my imagination and creativity in a different way!

  16. I got a 51! I’m working on my very first book, and I’m reading and watching every tip and trick to write a good book, thanks for this quiz, it really opened my eyes to some things

  17. I’m only 11 great imagination.. Or so I’m told. And I got 49! I’m writing fantasy Adventure books, and apparently.. I think I can do it! Thanks for the inspiration! Can’t wait to get started!!

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